Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Diarrhea Marriage

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Kim Kardashian’s wedding was equally as dramatic as her divorce.  This girl loves her “all eyes on me” search.  Kris Humphries was just another spider caught in her web.  Seriously they spoke about location conflict as being one of the things to blame for the divorce! One wanted to live in Mars and the other in Venus so?  You would think those are the type of things that you ahmemmm discuss prior to getting married!

So after 72 days of the couple being engulfed int their public media whoring, it all came to an end.  The divorce happened with Kim Kardashian saying I’m sick of your face so let me serve you with some papers and a hasty EXIT!

So ridiculous how marriage is not what it used to be.  Marriage is this thing that you can easily break and shake and dispose.  Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries really put the new coined word of “diarrhea marriage“.  I say diarrhea because it was like this explosive event that started with extravagance and  camera’s.  The whole world was let into something that should be sacred. It was a circus.  And then it ended suddenly like a liquid defecation!  The divorce was so sudden that you just have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

People are so surprised at the 72 hour timeline.  I am not!  the whole Kim Kardashian marriage was this horrid situation that comes from an attention virus.  Like diarrhea, the cause of the divorce can be related to just one incident when both Kim and Kris Humphries decided to say “I do”!

Their wedding was like the volcano eruption: everything building up and then rumbling.  after the rumble  there was a hint of a stream of molten all warm and stuff began to flow; then when least expected, BOOM! It blew and just like a volcano, we are all devastated…..NOT!

 

So What were People saying on Twitter? Here are some of the funny ones!

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than Reggie Bush’s 40 yard dash..

#KimKMarriageWasShorter than a Fat kids stay in the vegetable aisle

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than Taylor Swifts acceptance speech before Kanye interrupted

#KimKMarriageWasShorter than a midget with no legs

#KimKMarriageWasShorter then Amber Roses Hair

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than a Miami dolphins winning streak

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than Kris Humphries minutes per game.

#KimKMarriageWasShorter than a fruit fly’s entire lifespan

#KimKmarriageWasShorter than Precious doing push ups

#KimKmarriageWasShorter black ppl roles in a scary movie

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