The Most Annoying Things People Do

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Annoying Defined:

You’ve heard the words “annoying people” over and over again and I hope you’ve also heard the fact that you can be defined by what irks you as much as what you really like.  “Annoying” are those really irritating things that people may be doing (consciously or unconsciously) that become habit or are done on purpose!  It’s not only humans who do it so inanimate things can actually give life to that moment of insane madness.  A “I want to pull out my hair moment”! So these moments range from funny, stupid, to wanting to sign up for anger management!

So what is your threshold of experiencing an annoying constant stimuli?  Anyhow, what I intend to say, what are the small things that bother you the most?  Would they happen to be that loud scream of a child as the plane is about to land?  Would it be your girlfriend/boyfriend’s stinky shoes? Whatever it may be, it’s a real thing!

Here are some funny, annoying things,  that I’ve experienced over and over:

My Annoying  List
Okay without a pause let’s launch into the reality of what can drive a person insane.  A world that pushes and sometimes you just have to push back.  Maybe some of these hair pulling annoyances drive you insane as well:

• Parrot people: people that talk and talk and never listen.  Just because you’re having a quiet moment doesn’t mean you have nothing important to say.
• Cold as ice folks: These are those types of individuals who have hearts of stone.  They are so freezer chilled, and preserved, that nothing seems to get their feelings.  They have no reactions whether good or bad.  ”I’ve Got an Ice Box Where my Heart Used to Be” types!
• Handshakers: Why are you shaking my hand for no apparent reason? I don’t know if it’s just me but there is something so intimate about hand shaking and it should not be used everywhere and anywhere. Plus, I don’t need to fight with your cold fish hands or your vise grip unless we are making some kind of introduction or deal.

• Obsessive pet owners: People who get mad and insist that their dogs are people and you should  call them by name and treated them like real folk.  I once had a lady get mad at me for refusing to kiss her little dog’s snout!  Sorry it’s been licking it’s Johnson so I’ll pass.
• Snobby poets: Those deep-into-myself poets who think of individuals as an audience as opposed to seeing them as live people!  Snobby snooby attention seekers who wonder why they can’t conect with real people!
• Ipod Schizophrenias: Yes we kind of know you hear voices in your head but so sorry we are not hearing the same voices you are so therefore, you are out of ryhtm!  These are those crazies singing out loud with their ipod, or walkman, with the voice turned way too high.
• Cellphone cult followers: Why are you chatting on your cell phone in a cinema theatre about the movie? Can’t you just watch the movie?  We really don’t want to know about your life and your tommorow plans or the next 25 year plan of your life!
• Starvation people: These ones make me want to beat them with a huge spoon! “I’m REALLY not hungry. I’ll JUST have a salad”.  Oh really? Then why did finish off half my plate?

• Bone crakers: These people enjoy the Pop Rocks aspect of the human body crackling! They start off cracking their knuckles, then their neck, then their back and work it down to their toes!   Who said you need a Chiropracter to crack you to paralyzation when you can do it yourself!
• Maturity-obsessed: These people do things that are age-specific and so you will find them whining about “that is something a person your age shouldn’t be doing”.  If they really had it their way, you would sit at home with 2 big cats and watch bad tv so that way you are safe from temptation.
• Bad callers:  These types will hang up and even though they said “call you right back”, you will not hear from them again.  So by this time you are worried they had a hernia so then you have to do the required follow-up call that goes like “are you okay?”
• Phone complainers: These are the people who are whining, and complaining that you never answered or returned their calls.  They will even call you to leave you a message about your “snobby” behaviour.  Really? If I don’t return your call it is because I am probably busy and have written it down to return it somehow.  So calling me to compain about it just put’s you on the “do not call” list.  Life is easy like that.

• Bluetooth/headset haters: These ones love giving the stink eye questioning if you are an insane bag lady talking to yourself!  Well if my hands are full, there is no way I am reacing my cellphone.
• Complex-wannabes:  So I don’t get it, why are you making simple things seem complicated while speaking to me? Are you trying to prove how complicated, dynamic, and intelligent you are?  Stop talking to me like a robot philosopher and talk to me like a breathing, living, human.
• “I Try too hard” folks:  These people want your attention by going extreme with every view that they give to you.  They think that just by being out of the ordinary, and asking suprising questions, that is the only way you will listen.  True, these people are so dry they know that if they don’t try this, you won’t listen!

• PAU-sitive talkers: Ever had a conversation with someone and you just want to slap the words out of them? Well, meet the person who pauses too much while talking: sometimes their speech is riddled with “ummm” or just plain cricket silence.  You just don’t know if they are done talking or are still pregnant with words yet to be born!
• Psychotic laughter: Those witch crackling laughs that are always ringing really loud at anything and everything.  It could be something funny or not so funny, offensive or not.  No matter what, the psuychotic witch laughter will fill the silence!
• Sequence sneezers: You catch them sneezing 6 times in a row and then just when you think it’s over, they bring it on again like a dog seeking attention.
• Prep-talking: When someone says  ”It’s time to move on!” I will decide that thanks and I never knew you had an egg timer for my situation!
• Inanimate object conversationalists: Why are you talking with the computer, or the remote control or the photo on the wall?  Think of how great you would be if you direct that same energy towards living objects!
• Body noisemakers: People who are making gross body function noises in public.  Keep it in your nasty closet. These goes hand in hand with people who floss/pick their teeth, nose and scratch their body in private.  It spells GROSS!
• Tv channel flippers: These people are serial channel changers and they warrant it by saying that they have aquired knowledge in a limited amount of time! Really? No your brain inhaled a toxic chemical called mental-degeneration!
• Pretend listeners: People who are good at acting out that they are listening to your talk.  Yeah right, glazed eyes and out-of-topic questions will catch you every time.

• Hope killers: These folks like to say “be practical” to all the miserable things your expereince. What if be practical means a beating you with this big stick?
• Short-name lovers:  If you tlk lk ths i ht u 4 evrtin!
• Word overusers: The most notorius is the word “I mean”.  “I mean”. you mean WHAT?
• Phone etiquette:  You are talking on the phone and you hear the toilet flush! You hear them brushing their teeth!
• Everyday annoying: These people are all around the clock 24’7 annoying.  Just seeing them makes you annoyed.  Anything they say, do how they move, sit and sleep has a way to annoy you.
• Loud voice people: These are the public embarrasers! They will yell your name outin public and somehow discuss private matters in a loud caveman voice!

• Home Simpson baldness: These are the bald people who hold on to those 2 strand of hair. LET GO!
• Eye contactless: Why wouldn’t someone maintain eye-contact with you while talking?  It’s that moment that makes a person loose a certain appeal to them.
• Sing song people: These types sing while you are talking to them and it can drive you crazy you just want to shake them till all the songs run out dry!
• Reapeat letter offenders: Why do you need to be annoying to emphasize what you want to sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
• Opinion givers: People everywhere offering opinions, and advice, to any beast or human who will take them.
• Preminition bearers: They will often hit you with the old:  “I knew this would happen”. And so why didn’t you use your mystical powers to stop it?
• Computer-screen gropping: You really don’t need to touch my computer screen to show me the exact word or section! Stop killing my pixels. Thanks.
• Slang chat: Usually happens via txt or online chat. That moment of that leaves you baffled something like this “I know breh i would take that erryday.lol”

• Status copycats: People whi find your status so tempting they have to copy it on the regular. Sometimes with a small twist so that you don’t call them out on their BS!
• Chain mail cultists: Really you think that sending this to 20 more people will make your true lover come to you at midnight? I wish I could find you; I would sell you some snake oil!
• Annoying words: Words like C’mon, What’s happening?, Gimme a break, I don’t follow.
• Pollution and population
• Coordinated birds: Those crazy birds that fly in flocks together and they are so coordinted without the aid of traffic lights! they don’t bump into each other either. How do they do that?
• Fake smiles: I really don’t do well with tight lipped non-sense. I’m not that desperate for a fake smile. Keep moving.

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