Things Not to Eat on a Date

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So you’ve been asked out on a date by that one man or woman who makes your heart palpitate out of this world. You are probably sweating what you should eat or…..if you are going to eat at all Apparently there is a sexy way to eat messy food but before you learn all that lingo….stay away from what you can’t handle.

mmm…what could he possibly think is so funny?

First of all, let me tell you, you NEED to eat. Ladies out there……Men love women who actually eat on a date. So think twice before squeaking “I’ll have just the salad”. Then proceeding to pick and ravage his plate like a hungry rhino!  When your significant other wants to treat you to fine dinner, the least you can do is go to the bathroom to throw up EAT.  Eating is a sensual act (whether you agree or not). Plus, you don’t want to look like n eating disorder out on a binge.

Food is indeed sensual…go ahead and eat.

Next: Choose a Restauraunt

Lastly: Yes there is such a thing like date food. Respect your pearly whites before flashing them. So consider the following NO NO’s:

1.) Anything Leafy: the spinach smile is not sexy. This also includes drinks like Mojitos. The peppermint may make a friendly breath-freshener but a unwelcome leach to your teeth.

2.) Anything consisting of a sandwich with dripping sauces (aka Subway style constructions). Keep in mind that this particular sandwich eventually collapses and splits apart. Making you look like a mad hungry dog lapping at the remains. Turn off definitely. You end up looking like a construction worker kicking back at the site.

3.) Spaghetti with sauces: If you are going to indulge in Lady and the Tramp style…please cut your spaghetti with a fork. Your date doesn’t want to look up to a menacing joker clown covered in sauce.

Tip: skip the sauce in Spaghetti that often has garlic.

4.) Beans, brocolli and or spinach: Are you trying to prepare your date for a gas evacuation. Ditch these gaseous diet items for later on…at the comforts of your own home.

5.) Anything cheesy: Cheese often gives a terrible breath to the consumer and furthermore, may get stuck in your teeth and give the illusion of  ”One who does not floss”. Definately no kiss for you at the end….

6.) Ribs: Ever wonder why they give you a bib?  Messy business. Again, your lipstick will be smeared and make you look like that menace clown…CLOWNS are scary.

7.) Garlic and onions: The More raw, the greater the stench. Onions and garlic are a “no no” for sure. Vampires are kept at bay and…kisses may never return.

Be Cosiderate

Lastly, food is a connection to souls so make sure you know whether your partner is a meat-eater or not. There is nothing worse than having an inconsiderate meat-eater lapping at a veal parmesan or a lamp chops meal…nothing says jerk more than a meanie dedicated to butchering, and serving, cute baby animals.

Food   Je t’aime.

Stay classy.

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