7 Annoyin Things that People Wear

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There are days where I love seeing people wearing whatever they very like wearing. It’s like a “take that you society people. I placed a disorder on your order”.  These are the moments I am proud of the bag lady with the neon pink bracelets and the flaming red beard…okay that’s a bit extreme. Anyhow, I like non-conforming style.

Then there are days when I go, what in hell are these people wearing! Those are times when impracticality outweighs any potential fashionable factor.

These are the most annoying fashion items that should be buried 6 feet under.  You know what, make that 9 feet deep.  Dig 3 more, cement with some heavy sand.  Then I will feel safe.

Anyways, until then, these annoying fashion trends keep peeking and surfacing again. I really want to run up to someone and hand them a ticket of some sort. Violation of some unknown code.

What are the fashion trends that you just can not stand?

1. Oh no, I just woke up from my nightmare in my pajamas and ran all the way to find some help!  Seriously, you ran all the way to the mall in your pajamas. You look like you really don’t care about personal hygiene.  I start to think if you even brushed your teeth or washed your face.  To me this look says indecent and unapologetic about it. Really, there should be a code for this.  If you really think  your pj’s are so cute, hold a slumber party…at your house.  Nightmare!

2. I looked all over the area and I saw no flood. I even consulted the weather genie and the genie said that there were no floods. Then here I see you wearing high-water pants.  It’s cool when Italian men in the streets have their pants rolled up and their oxfords on the flash. But winter and rolled pants? Where is Noah’s Ark at?

3. Someone somewhere wanted so much to walk like a duck, act like a duck and squeak like a duck. Crocs! All I can think of is the sweat and rubber mixing. Toes sticking. A displaced duck away from it’s natural environment!

4. You have to wonder at those people who take something practical and make it impractical.  Short-shorts on a winter day.  Seriously? Yes, I  hope your experience with hypothermia brings you wisdom and some  fashion sense.

5.  So I get that you bought loose pants. So, wear a belt please.  Saggy pants are not sexy. The seat of your boxers is NOT sexy.  No one wants to see those filthy boxers. Maybe in prison! Anyways, the whole point of making a full back of the pant is to cover your butt. We don’t want to see your  thighs either!

6. So you figured you could save some money and buy some black leggings from the “buy 2 get one free” rack! That’s no problem. The problem was, you now have no use for your jeans. Your black leggings are your new fashion mishaps. You actually wear them solo: no long shirt, no coverage. Bare. You forget that these leggings are see-through. Embarrassing. Plus, a jello butt….NOT cute. Sorry.

7. So I never really got the whole point of the writings on your butt! If someone stares there don’t be mad. I’m rolling my eyes at that. Enough said.

Okay, I couldn’t resist. there is not just 7 things, I feel that we can agree on the final item: Shutter sunglasses. What in hell? Sorry, I don’t like to see the world with closed shutters! A self-inflicted minimal eye-penitentiary? No thanks!

What annoys you?

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